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Everytime a cis het man talks about how kinky he is on dating sites, I say “so you’re into pegging”
And everytime they are like “fuck no”
And I’m reality kink to them is “I will slap you and degrade you and Jack hammer penetrate you with 0 aftercare”
Like this one dude in here said the only aftercare he provides is giving head
And I’m like after brutal fucking you only want them to provide more sex acts? 5 real?
Like what??? That’s it?????
This is just further proof the loml is on tumblr
SCREAMING
disease-danger-darkness-silence:
mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:
everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:
everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:
Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
this
C o m e d yy
Some recent gems:
And of course there’s
#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish)
I gotchu, bro:
i’m wheezgJmf stoP
My Homophobic dog masterpost
he can be your angle….or yuor devil
in my dmmd era keep scrolling
dummytransfag-deactivated202211:
you ever see a boy and think “huh, i wanna drag him around on a leash” or is that just me
i can’t do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog
Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY
I like it here
Self care is being a girl-fag boy-dyke